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Apr 22, 2014 / 118 notes

anabites:

I breastfeed

I babywear

I respond to my baby’s cry immediately.

I let him sleep on me.

Don’t ask me if I’m “doing” attachment parenting. My choices as a Mother are not a fashion or lifestyle statement, they are purely instinctive. I don’t need a label or a set of rules to bring up my child.

(via littlemeowww)

Apr 22, 2014 / 43,143 notes

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

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momma-to-felix:

All of you. ♥
Apr 22, 2014 / 101 notes

momma-to-felix:

All of you. ♥

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Apr 22, 2014 / 358 notes
popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”
Apr 22, 2014 / 1,474 notes

popculturebrain:

Louis CK covers the new GQ

"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”

(via teenageheartthrobjaymek)

Apr 22, 2014 / 310,571 notes

defnotyouraveragewoman:

mandeecarek:

webofgoodnews:

Animals getting help from people.

😢😢😢😢😢😢

OMG I’m literally bawling my eyes out.

I don’t know what made it worse. The piggie, the squirrel.

no, the mama cat. ughhhhg.

(via red-haired-demon)

Apr 22, 2014 / 1,084,867 notes
It’s easy to poison your self-esteem; all it takes is a little time and a few bad thoughts.
Jayme K. From his book Disorderly
Apr 21, 2014
Apr 21, 2014 / 100,763 notes
Apr 21, 2014 / 116 notes

Pro marriage tip

renewinglauren:

If your husband doesn’t like what you make for dinner eat him instead.
I suggest over rice with some gravy.

Haha shayn said “I dunno I think I’d go better with some peppers and a light salad.”

Apr 21, 2014 / 583,316 notes

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

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Apr 21, 2014 / 445,051 notes

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(via absolutelyterrificallykrista)

Apr 21, 2014 / 44 notes

Pro marriage tip

renewinglauren:

It is the wife’s responsibility to keep the house clean and orderly.

One way is to clean constantly.

Another is to burn the house down and move every time there’s a little dirt on the floor.

I’d go with the second one. Also, if you expect me to clean up after you and not help I will burn you along with the house. Possibly the body so there’s no evidence.

(via silverlullabies)

averyirregularhead:

trolltina:

“Men need to objectify and conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, can see into the soul of a person.”

This is the line that officially made me fall in love with AHS
Apr 21, 2014 / 150,502 notes

averyirregularhead:

trolltina:

Men need to objectify and conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, can see into the soul of a person.

This is the line that officially made me fall in love with AHS

(via red-haired-demon)

Apr 21, 2014 / 215,334 notes

lord-hutcherbutt:

halfgingermcsexyface:

lord-hutcherbutt:

DO YOU EVER GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BOOB PAINS AND IT JUST SHOOTS THROUGH YOUR BOOB LIKE

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Random fact of the day: that is an air bubble passing through your boob

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