I respond to my baby’s cry immediately.
I let him sleep on me.
Don’t ask me if I’m “doing” attachment parenting. My choices as a Mother are not a fashion or lifestyle statement, they are purely instinctive. I don’t need a label or a set of rules to bring up my child.
I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.
Louis CK covers the new GQ
"My girls and I make a lot of dark jokes together. In the upcoming season [of Louie], there’s a line from a conversation I had with my older girl. She was saying how whenever she sees a three-legged dog, it lifts her spirits, because three-legged dogs are wonderfully unaware that they have a malady. They just walk around, and they don’t give a shit. And I said, ‘You know, honey, they are lucky. But do you know the only thing luckier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.’ And she really laughed. Whenever she laughs that hard at something dark? I know it’s good.”
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
It is the wife’s responsibility to keep the house clean and orderly.
One way is to clean constantly.
Another is to burn the house down and move every time there’s a little dirt on the floor.
I’d go with the second one. Also, if you expect me to clean up after you and not help I will burn you along with the house. Possibly the body so there’s no evidence.